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On Being LostWith a face both white as snow and as tired as a swallow, she turns her attention to regard the newborn they have placed on her chest.  Her cobalt eyes lock with his—very different than her own. Very different than anybody’s eyes.  She has never seen such an odd color combination, nor could she have expected it to be produced in her own womb. Silver-grey, spotted with green. He is silent as the grave, although decidedly alive, and though she quickly grows bored of his staring, he persists.  She looks around at the doctor, the nurses, the pasty, yellowed curtains that serve no purpose at this late hour.& On Being Lost
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Thought SoupThe world outside is  Big and marred,  And the yappy dogs in the  Neighbor’s yard  Would rather run or even fly:  Cross my heart, and hope to die.   
The ride downtown is  Fast and loud,  And the drugs that put me  On this cloud  Make me sick and make me cry:  Cross my heart, and hope to die.   
The sun is shining  Through the trees,  And sad housewives beg,  “Honey, please,  I’m not good enough, but next time I’ll try.  Cross my heart, and hope to die.”   
I don’t know what  You were told,  But rede Thought Soup
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Fields of Falling Silver, pt 3Dear Parker,   
 I know, it’s been a long time since I saw you last, or spoke to you, or heard your voice. It took longer than expected to settle in, but I’m renting a cute apartment in a safe district. I’ll be starting night classes in about a week; I’ve decided I want to be a chef! Isn’t that exciting? Oh, Park… When I come home, I’ll make you something really nice. You deserve a good meal for keeping my secret. I can’t thank you enough.   It’s so beautiful in the city, especially at night. Drew and I are having a great time—we’re so happy here. He says, “H Fields of Falling Silver, pt 3
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Apples and Wine

Thu Nov 12, 2009, 2:50 PM
  • Mood: Angsty
  • Listening to: "Sadie" - Joanna Newsom
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing
From an old email forward my mom sent me.

----- Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top of the tree think that something is wrong with them, but in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one that is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

Now Men -- Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

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~OctopusBird May 24, 2009, 9:29:37 AM
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~CountOnKarma66 May 25, 2009, 6:27:00 AM
Stop linking me to these things, because every single time you do, I ruin my pants. >:-|


:P
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~TiffanyJune Feb 18, 2009, 5:20:51 PM
haha, he's a chinese dwarf ^w^
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~CountOnKarma66 Feb 18, 2009, 7:05:19 PM
Ah, I see... Never heard of them before, but I'll have to look them up. I've just become the owner of a Robo, so now I think I see them everywhere, haha :-P
How long have you had yours? He seems really comfortable with you. :P
I've had my robo about 2 and a half weeks, and she can't decide if she wants to be my friend or not. She's not afraid of me, she'll stare right at me and won't run, but if I try to get even remotely close to her to try and get her comfortable with me and begin hand training, she hides in her plastic igloo. I want that to be her safe place, so I don't disturb her if she goes in, but at the same time, I want to be able to bond with her so she's not some random critter sitting in a cage on my dresser :-\. Any tips?
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~TiffanyJune Feb 19, 2009, 3:05:12 PM
haha, I've had mine since like December maybe? The lady at the pet store said that Chinese Dwarfs are one of the nicest so yeah. what you should do is just keep messing with it, mine was like that too. It gets used to you and just gives up from running away. xD Mine hides in his igloo too haha.
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~CountOnKarma66 Feb 19, 2009, 6:15:33 PM
:P Okay, haha. Seems like that's about the only thing I haven't tried yet, so I might as well. Thanks for the advice, I'll let you know how it goes, hahaha.
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=jayshree Feb 16, 2009, 8:19:52 PM
:wave: Hi Random Deviant. :)

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