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Apples and Wine

Thu Nov 12, 2009, 2:50 PM
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From an old email forward my mom sent me.

----- Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top of the tree think that something is wrong with them, but in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one that is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

Now Men -- Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

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:iconcountonkarma66:
Stop linking me to these things, because every single time you do, I ruin my pants. >:-|


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:icontiffanyjune:
haha, he's a chinese dwarf ^w^
:iconcountonkarma66:
Ah, I see... Never heard of them before, but I'll have to look them up. I've just become the owner of a Robo, so now I think I see them everywhere, haha :-P
How long have you had yours? He seems really comfortable with you. :P
I've had my robo about 2 and a half weeks, and she can't decide if she wants to be my friend or not. She's not afraid of me, she'll stare right at me and won't run, but if I try to get even remotely close to her to try and get her comfortable with me and begin hand training, she hides in her plastic igloo. I want that to be her safe place, so I don't disturb her if she goes in, but at the same time, I want to be able to bond with her so she's not some random critter sitting in a cage on my dresser :-\. Any tips?
:icontiffanyjune:
haha, I've had mine since like December maybe? The lady at the pet store said that Chinese Dwarfs are one of the nicest so yeah. what you should do is just keep messing with it, mine was like that too. It gets used to you and just gives up from running away. xD Mine hides in his igloo too haha.
:iconcountonkarma66:
:P Okay, haha. Seems like that's about the only thing I haven't tried yet, so I might as well. Thanks for the advice, I'll let you know how it goes, hahaha.
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:wave: Hi Random Deviant. :)

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